Got this from a friend...
Nampak macam fail motivasi yang tipikal jerr... tapi aku nak taruk gak kat sini....
are you ready for 2007
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Friday, December 22, 2006
Kongsi lawak Mr. Bean
Maybe korang dah ade mende nih...
Saje aku paste kat sini utk reference...
From A friend...
Jokes Of Mr. Bean
1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the
answer is 6!!
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and
4worse.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't
see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because
of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3
hrs.
9) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c
or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
Saje aku paste kat sini utk reference...
From A friend...
Jokes Of Mr. Bean
1) BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the
answer is 6!!
3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
4) AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend: What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!
5) Marriage:
Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?
Mr. Bean: 16
Friend: Why?
Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and
4worse.
6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:
Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?
Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't
see any picture.
Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
8) MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:
Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because
of a power failure.
Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3
hrs.
9) Spelling lesson:
Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c
or two c?
Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Kerja Hari ini, siapkan hari ini
Aku rasa tak berapa semangat hari ni... tapi jalan jugaklaa...
Cuti semalam tak buat ape pun... lepak layan TV je.... pastu bertukang sikit... bingit telinga masa buat drilling tu... hampehh lain kali nak kena beli ear-plug...
Cuti semalam tak buat ape pun... lepak layan TV je.... pastu bertukang sikit... bingit telinga masa buat drilling tu... hampehh lain kali nak kena beli ear-plug...
Friday, December 8, 2006
TESCO vs Microsoft
Tengok TESCO, selambadak jer challenge microsoftt....
This is a loosing battle... for noww... but who knows they can succed in this 'mission impossible' encounters..
Tuesday, December 5, 2006
Macam Mana nak kenal si Les...
Aku browse - browse and jumpe mende alah ni... tapi in english lah... tak translate, takut lari makna..
Ape sebab aku tunjuk kat sini... sajer jer... salah satu cabang ilmu masa kini.. hehe
:: How To Spot A Dyke
Lesbians are funny creatures, breaking into clearly defined sub-categories ranging from extreme femme to extreme butch. Josephine Bloggs on your average high street might not be able to spot a dyke at a hundred paces, but you should be!
Just in case you're struggling to fine tune your 'gaydar', here's some obvious signs which blow a dyke's cover (almost) every time.
Short hair?
This is usually a good place to start, but fashion today is seeing more and more straight girls sporting haircuts (and clothes) which were usually reserved for the muff-diving (visible) majority.
The mullet - still inexplicably fashionable amongst dykes in their 30s/40s - is a haircut only lesbians would wear. If you spot a woman with this hairstyle (you know the one, long at the back and short on top and at the sides) there's no need to look for any further clues. Otherwise, a combination of the following will be a better indicator.
Short nails?
Could be a sign of a manual job, but no self-respecting dyke keeps her fingernails longer than the top of her fingers for fear of impaling her girlfriend. While some women enjoy this, the age old joke goes... What do you call a lesbian with long nails?...single!
Labrys jewellery?
This is another standalone sign as straight women have a tendency to think this is jewellery shaped like a part of the female genitalia.
Women everywhere?
Have you been to her house/flat? Chances are there is nothing male-related anywhere to be found. Pictures of naked and semi-naked women will adorn the walls, and the majority of her music will be by female artists or performers who never mention the gender of the people they are singing about. Her video collection will probably be filled with films you've never heard of, and all will feature incredibly sexy women. She might even have a selection of TV clips complied from every piece of girl-on-girl action to have made it passed the censors and on to terrestrial television.
Does she have a cat?
OK, so not every woman who has a cat is a lesbian, but if you're already suspicious it's a pretty hopeful sign - especially if she talks to it as if it were a baby and carries pictures of it in her wallet (which can usually be found in the back pocket of her trousers).
Does she own her own tuxedo?
Why would a straight girl need a tuxedo? Then again, why would anyone need a tuxedo?
Good with her hands?
Dykes are the mistresses of good backrubs. If you can talk her into giving you one (a back rub), there should be no doubt left in your mind.
While all these pointers will help you spot the dykes who don't mind being spotted, not all lesbians fall into this rather stereotypical description (though it does describe just about every dyke I know). There's really only one sure way to know if she's gay - ASK!
Ape sebab aku tunjuk kat sini... sajer jer... salah satu cabang ilmu masa kini.. hehe
:: How To Spot A Dyke
Lesbians are funny creatures, breaking into clearly defined sub-categories ranging from extreme femme to extreme butch. Josephine Bloggs on your average high street might not be able to spot a dyke at a hundred paces, but you should be!
Just in case you're struggling to fine tune your 'gaydar', here's some obvious signs which blow a dyke's cover (almost) every time.
Short hair?
This is usually a good place to start, but fashion today is seeing more and more straight girls sporting haircuts (and clothes) which were usually reserved for the muff-diving (visible) majority.
The mullet - still inexplicably fashionable amongst dykes in their 30s/40s - is a haircut only lesbians would wear. If you spot a woman with this hairstyle (you know the one, long at the back and short on top and at the sides) there's no need to look for any further clues. Otherwise, a combination of the following will be a better indicator.
Short nails?
Could be a sign of a manual job, but no self-respecting dyke keeps her fingernails longer than the top of her fingers for fear of impaling her girlfriend. While some women enjoy this, the age old joke goes... What do you call a lesbian with long nails?...single!
Labrys jewellery?
This is another standalone sign as straight women have a tendency to think this is jewellery shaped like a part of the female genitalia.
Women everywhere?
Have you been to her house/flat? Chances are there is nothing male-related anywhere to be found. Pictures of naked and semi-naked women will adorn the walls, and the majority of her music will be by female artists or performers who never mention the gender of the people they are singing about. Her video collection will probably be filled with films you've never heard of, and all will feature incredibly sexy women. She might even have a selection of TV clips complied from every piece of girl-on-girl action to have made it passed the censors and on to terrestrial television.
Does she have a cat?
OK, so not every woman who has a cat is a lesbian, but if you're already suspicious it's a pretty hopeful sign - especially if she talks to it as if it were a baby and carries pictures of it in her wallet (which can usually be found in the back pocket of her trousers).
Does she own her own tuxedo?
Why would a straight girl need a tuxedo? Then again, why would anyone need a tuxedo?
Good with her hands?
Dykes are the mistresses of good backrubs. If you can talk her into giving you one (a back rub), there should be no doubt left in your mind.
While all these pointers will help you spot the dykes who don't mind being spotted, not all lesbians fall into this rather stereotypical description (though it does describe just about every dyke I know). There's really only one sure way to know if she's gay - ASK!
Monday, December 4, 2006
my kakis
Syabas my kakis atas permohonan maaf kepada JAIS dan penarikan semua video di youTube.
Aku tengok gak vid - vid yg ko post... , ada yang mmg mendatangkan kesedaran...
tapi takut orang gunakan utk tujuan lain ye tak...
Surat Maaf my kakis kepada JAIS
Aku tengok gak vid - vid yg ko post... , ada yang mmg mendatangkan kesedaran...
tapi takut orang gunakan utk tujuan lain ye tak...
Surat Maaf my kakis kepada JAIS
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